First of all... what are you doing to our men? (boys?)
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| What the fuck is this? |
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| Is this the Image we want to leave for future Generations? |
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| Srsly?! |
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| The Rhythm is going to get you! |
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| Yeah, we're coming for you! |
Well, thank you, skinny jeans. I am holding you personally responsible for the current decline in fashion sense. You just couldn't stay dead, could you?
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| This is how people in skinny jeans make me feel inside. |
Remember the good old days when freaks dressed in BLACK and SILVER? What do they have there now? Mother effing skinny jeans. And Twilight paraphernalia.
Seriously!!!??? It looked like the worst of the 80's blew it's disgusting coked out chunks all over and tried to get kids to buy it by slapping Justin Beiber on the front. JUSTIN BEIBER... In Hot Topic... Yack.But I digress.
So skinny jeans... what the fuck? I don't know if you know this or not, but there are those of us with hips and the fact that you have come back into style alienates a good deal of society. The one's with an ass. I'm not unreasonable in my supreme hatred of you, you make it easier for the world to see the rest of our wicked awesome boots, and at first, I thought I might have appreciated that. However, I've come to believe even that trend is indicative of superman wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
All I'm asking is that you let out your seams. It's better for everyone.
17 comments:
I'm with you, I like the idea of jeans to show off my shoes. Not just boots but cute gold flats etc.
But, man, I've got hips and they only look more "birth ready" by having tights jeans over them.
But I have seen a couple stores & magazines with a resurgence of wideleg trouser jeans. At least it's better than skinny.
And I laughed OUT LOUD with the Edward picture- isolate me from my friends FOR REAL- It's just plain creepy if you ask me.
Thanks for the laugh!
The seams only go so far...
If I widened the legs of my pants, I would get blown out to sea with any stiff breeze.
Sorry. I'm an eighties princess, and I'm wearing my size XXXXL stretchy stonewashed with pride. I realize I may as well be mooning you, but maybe that's what I intended....mwahahahahahahaha!
Bring moo-moos back in style and I'll spare you! heh heh heh heh.
OMG - You are so funny. If it isn't skinny jeans then it's the ones hanging down somewhere below their ass...how does that help? They're supposed to cover their ass...(breath) - don't get me started. And what's up with guys looking like little girls? Can we say Bieber? In ten years, we're all going to be horrified over this generations lack of fashion sense.. some of us are just progressive enough to be horrified now. Nice rant, babe!
In ten years all the boys who have been waltzing around with their waistband belted tight down around their hips will all be in walkers from the joint damage they've done.
BTW, the next time you see someone wearing their pants down around their thighs with their boxers showing with pride, allow me to explain where this comes from:
From my Brother-in-Law who works in a prison in Illinois:
Prisoners who have that back door of love "For Sale" shall we say, advertise with a little peep show. So the ones walking around like that give it away for cigs, extra toast, a fluffy pillow, whatever.
I'd stick with the skinny jeans and the muffin top, myself.
The skinny jeans thing is bad, I'll grant you, but so far nowhere close to the horror that that the low-rise hiphugger trend was 10 years ago. Nobody looked good in those. Hello, coinslot city. Never thought there'd be a day (let alone a whole decade) when I'd wish chicks would STOP showing so much ass.
:)
Good to see that you've busted out from MySpace -- you're an actual blogger now (careful, it's a slippery slope). Heh.
First the skinny jean squeeze your legs so tight you look like a sausage wrap, then at the waistband everything explodes into a squidgy muffin top, circling your body like an intertube. Add a navel piercing and a shorty shirt to show off the rolls of fatty tissue, and you're a fashion diva! Oh, and don't forget the bling on the back pockets screaming "place hands here" (although my pockets eventually slither to become patches behind my knees. Talk about a disaster. But at least my muffin top smooths out! Great blog.
@ Olivia... Thanks for the support!
You are my ray of hope with the wideleg trouser jeans... I <3 those!
@ Lesli... Girl, you can moon me anytime.
@Clancy... Thanks for the love!
@Slave Driver... Okay, first off, I love your name. Secondly, I agree with you. It's like, Why wear pants at all if your ass is hanging out? that's kinda the whole idea.
@ ING... If my blog gets anywhere as near as cool as yours, I think I would die of happiness.
@ J. You made me squirt fresca out my nose... thanks!
You're already a big step ahead of me in blogging -- you actually have readers. (Plural!)
I think I only have one (my brother takes pity on me). But if you're reading, then I have two. Celebration is in order. :)
I just hate the idea of men trying to dress in women's fashions. I like LIKE like the idea of a man looking good ~ oh yeah. But not in clothes designed for a chica.
Now... for showing of shoes: nothing did that like the stirrup pant. And they were comfy. Any make my ankles (cankles) look slim. There's a trend I could get behind - again!
@ ING. My favorite blog post of yours to date "your liberal is leaning". You're so witty. Seriously.
(Brenda) I am a very slim girl and I still am not a fan of skinny jeans. I really don't like skinny jeans on guys. There is something very wrong about a guy that wears skinnier jeans than me. Besides I prefer guys to be more manly and less feminine.
well said! Robert who's really Brenda~ lol.
Amen. Nuff said. Okay, I still have my one pair of skinnys that have seen the light of day maybe four times. Waste of hard earned cash. I could have bought chocolate and been more satisfied.
I concur :) That is all.
Sarah Allen
(my creative writing blog)
This post is sooo golden! I LOVE your blog and am so happy I found it :)
I'm following.
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Thanks Elizabeth! I'll follow you too ;)
so not with you love the 80 and 90 and love Marilyn Manson
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