First of all... what are you doing to our men? (boys?)
|What the fuck is this?|
|Is this the Image we want to leave for future Generations?|
|The Rhythm is going to get you!|
|Yeah, we're coming for you!|
Well, thank you, skinny jeans. I am holding you personally responsible for the current decline in fashion sense. You just couldn't stay dead, could you?
|This is how people in skinny jeans make me feel inside.|
Remember the good old days when freaks dressed in BLACK and SILVER? What do they have there now? Mother effing skinny jeans. And Twilight paraphernalia.
Seriously!!!??? It looked like the worst of the 80's blew it's disgusting coked out chunks all over and tried to get kids to buy it by slapping Justin Beiber on the front. JUSTIN BEIBER... In Hot Topic... Yack.
But I digress.
So skinny jeans... what the fuck? I don't know if you know this or not, but there are those of us with hips and the fact that you have come back into style alienates a good deal of society. The one's with an ass. I'm not unreasonable in my supreme hatred of you, you make it easier for the world to see the rest of our wicked awesome boots, and at first, I thought I might have appreciated that. However, I've come to believe even that trend is indicative of superman wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
All I'm asking is that you let out your seams.
It's better for everyone.